Indulging in a tasty and filling breakfast of kamikaze poached eggs, large portabello mushrooms, grilled veges, pineapple and hashbrown base.

Looked great for a few moments of foodporn before one slippery Humpty Dumpty slid off the mushroom tower and collapsed punctured on the plate. The remaining egg felt too lonely and sadly decided to commit suicide by jumping off right onto the wooden table.

I managed to rescue it from complete destruction with my kungfu spoon skills 1 second after the tragedy, but it was already punctured as well.

Bad eggs, why you no let me eat you in one piece.